TL:DR - My previous webhost went completely AWOL so I've had to quickly take care of that by putting some other hosting in place. The downside is that I lost all access to everything on the previous hosting service, so I couldn't take a backup of anything. I could possibly rebuild from some older content, but I'm more likely to restart from scratch anyway.
Hopefully I'll be able to get something more substantial up and running soon!
*insert site construction gif here*
There's the archive.org copy of thedeacon.co.uk available in the meantime.